EXO is my Only ONE. I won't cheat with anybody else :3
Before you go, don't forget to wail like a whale especially when Oh Sehun come out in the screen. I swear his suck my soul
Go Ara's friend: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Go Ara: Sure, I'll support you.
Han Geng's friend: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Han Geng: Sure, I'll support you.
Boa's brother: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Boa: Sure, I'll support you.
Changmin's mom: I'd really love to see Boa... Min, would you like to go to an SM audition?
Changmin's mom: Perfect! I'll bring you tomorrow.
Hyoyeon's mom: I'd really love to see H.O.T... Hyo, would you like to go to an SM audition?
Hyoyeon's mom: Perfect! I'll bring you tomorrow.
Yesung's mom: Either you get a new hobby or I flush your insects.
Yesung: But Mom. They're not insects, they're my friends.
Yesung's mom: Tomorrow I'll bring you to the SM audition.
Talent scout: Oh dear! What a cute 4yr old girl! We'd like her to sign a contract with us.
Jung parents: Krystal is a wee bit too young to go around dancing in skimpy clothes. Maybe in a few years. You can have the older sister meanwhile.
Talent scout: H-
Sehun: *runs away*
Talent scout: *runs after*
A part-time CGV (cinema chain in Korea) employee posted today saying, “In the past few days, nachos started to sell a lot. Today, it got sold out. It’s weird. Only manias eat nachos. Only around 10 people buy nachos normally, but today, so many people bought nachos… And eventually today, it got sold out completelyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is the first time nachos got sold out completely. Why is it? Did something happen?” Kfans are speculating this is because of Kyungsoo who had nachos at Yongsan CGV (aired on the recent episode of EXO’s Showtime).
A part-time employee at Paris Baguette first posted on his Kakao about an amusing encounter he had. A tall guy came in with a pale-faced shorter guy, and the two brought crazy loads of bread to the counter. He was thinking to himself, “Wow, they’re buying/eating so much…” As he was ringing up the total amount for it to be paid, the taller guy pointed to a choco muffin and started telling the shorter one, “I also want to buy morphine!! I want to eat morphine!!” The shorter guy corrected his pronunciation by saying, “It’s muffin. Muff-in!” The two went back and forth with the constant attempts to correct the pronunciation, but the taller guy kept mispronouncing, “Morphine! Morphine!” The shorter guy eventually bought the choco muffin too, along with the other breads, and when they walked out, this employee jokingly told them, “Enjoy the ‘morphine’~” The two guys were EXO’s Suho and Tao.